Battle_Balrog (aka Neurons)
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Joined: 3rd Mar
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4th Mar

Fuck, description uhhh... Idk wtf fml, so I'm just going to do this in job resume/dating profile format.

Name: Charles
Username: Battle_Balrog on BF4 (Neurons on everything else)
Age: 27
Gender: I identify as a Komodo Dragon.
Languages: English/French/Spanish
Dual Citizen: American/French
Origins: New Orleans, Louisiana bred Southerner. Moved to Homer, Alaska last year.
Work: Currently a Satellite Technician.
Gaming systems over time: Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, Playstation, N64, Dreamcast, PS2, Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Gamecube, but most of all PC MASTER RACE.

What brought me to MiG? I'm trying to build video content ( like this one)for my little youtube channel and modest stream. Battlefield is probably my top game to confidently smash dat ass. The thing is, I'm worn out with solo play and randoms. I'm hoping to meet some funny ass players here that can get tactical while calling each other butt-plugs, or something to that effect. However, I don't just want to end up in some place that assimilates anyone that's interested. I noticed MiG does a screening process, so here's the deal, I am here to reveal my sex appeal.

Outside of gaming: I used to be an urban free runner. After hyper-extending a shoulder, straining a knee, and breaking a metatarsal I decided it was time to give up the concrete jungle. I was 21 at the time. Unfortunately, my injuries didn't break my desire for agility training so I found a gymnasium and started doing tumbling. YET AGAIN I fucked myself up. I fell on my neck numerous times (thankfully, on a trampoline), buckled one knee backwards, and inevitably jacked up an Achilles tendon. Had to give up tumbling at age 26. Recently, I started lifting weights because what the fuck else can I do anymore... On the bright side, I'll finally be able to build mass (fuck this ectomorphic body type). I went from 145 lbs @ 6' to my current 170 lbs over the course of 7 months.

Dick Pic:

 



Comment: Your people have already added me to the [CUCK] squad. That's an endearing promotion, right?
Comment 2: I do a killer impression of Herbert The Pervert from Family Guy.
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Last Edit: 4th Mar by Neurons
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